Run of the mill kinda day

Hey there blogalites it's been a quiet few days to be honest nothing out of the ordinary to report on !! its been a busy few days in work ;-) but I am still surrounded by frickin retarded idiots who can do nothing more than moan and gossip about anything and everyone, now Im not a violent person but let's just say I'm gonna go and kick crap out of my punchbag and imagine there's a few faces on it.
Anyhoo I'm still in a good place which is all good I've been offered a new role in work which I am yet to decide on but I will have a think over the weekend and make a decision. I am a man of routine and always have been it probably would mean a new routine but its quite a change from doing it for the last 7 years, we will see.
I can actually show the kind of camaraderie I have built up with the people on my round,today I was given a certificate of bravery usually given to the kids in the surgery, I was awarded it for my diabetes success ha ha the cheeky buggers I will attach a picture by the way she calls me daffid ;-) x
In other news a friend of mine has found out she is pregnant today so I wish them all the best I will mention no names but if there reading this which they will;-) its wink from daveyboy.
Right as I said not to much so I will leave you with three good things and a wick thing ;-)

Three good things

(1) friends baby news
(2) new challenge
(3) Stilton and broccoli soup

Wick thing
(1) stupid,thick, uneducated people with the articulated skills of a dead gerbil

Laters blogaltors
Dave rockin x

Review day

Well here we are again blog heads ;-) Monday again how quick are these coming round?
Anyhoo right where to start!!! Well that party on Saturday I mentioned remember!! Well had an absolute ball good chat good brews and a stretch Armstrong willy, ha ha I know what your thinking really a stretchy willy?? Well erm yes it's amazing how many pictures you can get with something so small ha ha, I must say though there were a few people there I had never met before which is cool because I do like to meet new people, but as the night drew on I learnt a few things that made me yes ME! go "really" are you sure you should be doing that and wow should you be telling us that ha ha,
Well I'm not gonna leave you in suspense we basically found out that one of the dudes that I was talking to who I might add was very very drunk well his missus who was drunk also, decided to inform us that he her boyfriend came in one night from the pub and decided to relieve himself on the cockatiel and I don't mean have a wee ha ha yup the other WTF who gets the urge to come in drunk then then take a liking to the bird in the cage ha ha we were laughing for ages on that one but what really freaked us out the said fella, took a liking to the stretchy will to the point where I actually moved slowly into the Iiving room ;-) ha ha. But overall it was a fun night .
I've actually just got back in from a very late appointment at the doctors to see my diabetic nurse which if anyone who knows me reading this will know I've worked my ass off to stay on top of this disease anyhoo seemingly and this is official and I have the prescription to prove it but hear we go "I am officially amazing," said in so many words by Bernadette my nurse "AMAZING" now who am I to argue with that diagnosis ha ha I will take that statement and run ;-)
Right this might come as a bit of a shock for wifey who reads this but I was randomly perusing emigration websites just to see what the process is you know I do like to do things off the cuff but I always did fancy another place but we will see ;-) right time for three good things and a gets on my wick thing

Three good things
(1) officially I'm amazing ( tongue in cheek bty )
(2) good news from the nurse ;-)
(3) Mondays gone again

Wick thing
(1) iPhone chavs ( see tweet)

Laters taters Dave rockin

Saturday in day ;-)

Well I spoke to soon about the snow thing bloggers damn it ;-( it came back quicker than a hooker with change of a fiver, on the plus side though it looks like its gonna be gone just as quick ;-) happy days.
I finally got my wedding ring adjusted this past week and I picked it up on Friday all polished and new looking, I had to look twice to see if it was mine, it looks absolutely amazing which pleased wifey, she now feels married again ha ha so it's back to knocking back all those women ;-) I know I know but I just had to live with it! it was a nightmare but they will get over it mwhahahaha ;-).
Anyhoo back to reality we were rudely awoken this morning about 3am with the house alarm going off its head!! which is very unusual? so it was a quick dash to the bat cave ( the wardrobe) to grab my trusty baseball bat and mag light, wandered downstairs checked the alarm and it was telling me it was the garage so I thought sod that!!! and just looked out the window, now your thinking but what if they where in there to which I reply "well it had been snowing and there where no footprints to the garage" ;-) yes your are right I was brought up on Colombo episodes, and the bill ;-)
Anyhoo looks like its gonna be a Saturday afternoon in, which normally involves DVDs, food ,and the Internet!! Mmmm sounds wrong that doesn't it ;-) but I do mean buying stuff not erm you know ;-) cheekys.
Well I've cleared the snow of the cars and I've cleared the path just so when it ices up its not a nightmare in the morning ,I did have to wander over in the snow to the shop to get some supply's oh and to get some baking gear because I'm gonna be making some bread ;-) I do that now and again it's kinda therapeutic to beat the crap out the dough;-) and just imagine someone's face one it mwhahahaha! Only joking I do have a punch bag in the garage for that and believe me it gets used ;-)
Apart from the crap weather I think I've been at my most content for a long time, I can't quite put my finger on it but I think I'm looking forward to it getting warmer and of course i cut free some loose wood this year like I said I would ;-) its amazing how people can bring you down to a level that agitates but hey ho ;-) all is good in the head of Dave I mean I'm now down to just the four voices ;-)
Right I'm off to a house party so I will say bye for now chuckleheads ;-)
Mmmm three good things and a wick thing

(1) got my ring back
(2) snows going
(3) party time

Wick thing
(1) people who get excited at snow (retards)
I thank you Dave Rockin

Busy old day

Well hello there on this Thursday, I have to start by saying today in Liverpool we reached a barmy 5 degrees yes you heard right a barmy 5 degrees, I almost took my jacket off!! well almost! I will attach a picture of the proof ;-)
Today in work I've had to juggle things about a bit as I had to give my routine blood sample for my diabetes review which is Monday;-( so as per usual I have my little push further than normal before Monday, you know extra runs and the like I know it's all fine but until I get took off the meds it's my main objective.
Anyhoo after getting back on track today I bumped into someone I haven't seen for a few weeks and after a brief catchup she said oh by the way dave my car died!, to which I replied oh man what happened ? apparently for the last five years she never had it serviced or looked at!! never checked the oil, water and the like, so I said wasn't it making strange noises? To which she replies yes the brakes squeaked and the engine was rattling and banging, "bare in mind this car is only five years old" so I said well didn't you think that was strange!! And she said yeah but I just turned the radio up, WTF really!!!!!! and that my friends is no lie.
She said servicing cost £100, so I said yeah but your new engine is costing £700 your servicing would have cost £500 in the last five years you would have saved £200. Now there is a lesson to be learnt from this but I will let you decide your education ;-).
I can honestly say I've given blood and guts today actually given blood! and belly laughed at Lisa's misfortune cruel but really come on ;-)
I'm just looking at this years Half marathon and pondering wether I can be arsed at sponsorship or just run it?, I do have something to prove this year after last years half injured effort but to be fair it's the actual collecting of the money that's the hard part so I will have a think about that! but feel free to join my ass or if you know of a just course I will sacrifice my ass for a worthy cause ;-)
Right three good things and a gets on my wick ;-)

Good
(1) saw a friend and belly laughed (cruel)
(2) saw a scan of a friends baby (always makes me wonder? they all look the same)
(3) see number one ha ha ;-)

Wick thing
(1) negative people ;-)

Laters muthahubbards

Dave Rockin xx

Uplifting day ;-)

Good day to you bloggers ;-) I will start with a preface to my next little ramble,I'm not getting spiritual with you or finding god or the likes BUT ;-)
While driving in this morning the sun was just rising over a factory I work close to, it was rising over a big cloud of whatever it was pumping out, but it was a glorious big red sun just popping over the haze, it left what could only be described as red halo of light all around the factory which made something so hideous actually look mystical, which made me think people spend so much time worrying about day to day things , and things that may never happen or are so entwined in other people's lives that they forget to live there own,and even when I'm long gone that sun will still pop up in that place and still look as glorious
So the the overall thought of the day is enjoy what you have now! appreciate what you do now! and look up a bit more there's so many nice things happening around you, blink and you will miss it ( gay I know but true )
Anyhoo it's been a lovely bright sunny day today makes a change from the last five days so let's hope it's the last of the snow ;-). For a change work is quiet and when I mean quiet I mean the usual moaners have been quiet which is good, because it does get Boring listening to all the same old crap!! so my ears have been chilling ha ;-)
One of my aims for this new year was to tex and stay in touch with people I don't see regularly which tbh hasn't happened I do send the odd joke out but as for conversations it ain't happened but and here's the real but TEX ME ha ha I'm sure the stream flows both ways ;-) anyhoo that's enough from my noggin for today ;-) now three good things and one wick

(1) Lovely start this morning (uplifting)
(2) New shoes from river island (for the wedding)
(3) Tickets to see John Shuttleworth (off wifey)

And the on my wick ;-)
Snow ice and cold ;-)

Laters taters ;-) Dave Rockin x
This is an example of what I saw this morning I was driving so couldn't take a real one how nice is that ;-)

Chilled n chilly weekend

Well this weekend really has lived up to the weatherman's predictions its been cold brrrrrrrr ;-( but I've tried to blend in with it by being chilled;-) (see what I did there ) ;-).
I've spent most of this weekend playing my guitar and sat on my ass which is all good ;-) i don't wanna be going outside and breaking a hip now ha ha ;-).Being so stationary this weekend I've had time to actually look at people's behaviour ;-) you know a little bit of research on my fellow man and erm just by the power of tex,twitter,and a glimpse of wifey's social media I have really come to the conclusion (which tbh I've known for a while) that society really is messed up, sheep like and illiterate, and they try oh so hard to be funny and original but just come across as thick and uninventive, I do get a buzz when somebody actually makes me chuckle which at the moment isn't often on these ways of communication.
That's why this blogging really has let me open up and just say what I feel even if no one reads it I'm not hounded by likes, comments or blasts from people who disagree ;-), plus I like the thought of a complete stranger in a far off land stumbling across my blog and having one of two thoughts
Either "wow this fellas a tit " or "yup I've got to agree" ha ha either way that gives me a little buzz.
Sounds like I'm being a bit of a grump! But I'm not its just my thoughts! and as I've said "ain't no one bringing me down" ;-) xx.In other news I got kitted out for my buddy's wedding today, which is happening in may which is gonna be an amazing and a laid back affair just a bit of doubt about the footwear but its all in hand it will all be good ;-)
Now then three good things that happened this weekend
and a one get on my wick thing ;-)

Good
(1) lovely walk with wifey
(2) kitted out for the wedding
(3) home made pizza and a shandy

Wick thing
(1) Sheep people ;-) picture to follow x

Love ya Dave rockin xx ;-)

Snowy ass sliding Friday

Wow these weeks are just flying by now! It sounds cliche but they really are !! Well it was another early start for me today ;-( 0500 awake time to what can only be described as a whitewash of the powder variety, and I don't mean cocain I mean bloody SNOW yup SNOW a couriers nightmare.
Well as predicted it was a joke, in this country we don't deal with these situations very well were always one step behind the rest so for most of the day I've been sliding my van around in the snow.now most people have been giving me advice and telling me to take care but to be very honest I know what I'm doing its all the other dingbats on the road I have to look out for because they are all tools FACT ;-).
Well enough of that eh I received a tex message about 1245am this morning but I didn't get it because I was in nod land,but when I picked it up at 5am this morning it was the great news that a friend of mine had had a baby,;-) which was a bit of a shock as it was two weeks early but all is good and he weighed in at 5lb 6oz,but he was nameless because of the suddenness, ha ha but all is good ;-) I think I'm gonna throw in a suggestion of "Dave the third" but I'm not sure that's gonna work ;-)
I also received my cd I ordered off play ;-) I got an absolute bargain, joe bonamassa's latest album for £4.99 when other sites have it for 9/10 quid so bonus for davey,
In other news I've been doing a three good things that happened to me today courtesy of some friends, but just to be a touch different I'm gonna do a three good things as a positive and as a ying to the yang I'm gonna do a one thing that gets on my wick ;-)

Three good things that happened today
(1) My friends had there baby today and all was good ;-)
(2) My bargain cd arrived for the weekend
(3) The little boy across the road told me a joke about his grandma and pooey knickers (funny)

One thing that get on my wick
(1) people who repost things on social networks that say if you do this if you except this it will wipe your hard drive steal your details and ruin your life ;-( erm no no and erm NOOOOOOO it won't don't be a sheep yer frickin retards
Right ha ha I'm done he's a pic of joes cd
Bye for now my little cyber buddies
Dave Rockin out xx