Run of the mill kinda day

Hey there blogalites it's been a quiet few days to be honest nothing out of the ordinary to report on !! its been a busy few days in work ;-) but I am still surrounded by frickin retarded idiots who can do nothing more than moan and gossip about anything and everyone, now Im not a violent person but let's just say I'm gonna go and kick crap out of my punchbag and imagine there's a few faces on it.
Anyhoo I'm still in a good place which is all good I've been offered a new role in work which I am yet to decide on but I will have a think over the weekend and make a decision. I am a man of routine and always have been it probably would mean a new routine but its quite a change from doing it for the last 7 years, we will see.
I can actually show the kind of camaraderie I have built up with the people on my round,today I was given a certificate of bravery usually given to the kids in the surgery, I was awarded it for my diabetes success ha ha the cheeky buggers I will attach a picture by the way she calls me daffid ;-) x
In other news a friend of mine has found out she is pregnant today so I wish them all the best I will mention no names but if there reading this which they will;-) its wink from daveyboy.
Right as I said not to much so I will leave you with three good things and a wick thing ;-)

Three good things

(1) friends baby news
(2) new challenge
(3) Stilton and broccoli soup

Wick thing
(1) stupid,thick, uneducated people with the articulated skills of a dead gerbil

Laters blogaltors
Dave rockin x

Review day

Well here we are again blog heads ;-) Monday again how quick are these coming round?
Anyhoo right where to start!!! Well that party on Saturday I mentioned remember!! Well had an absolute ball good chat good brews and a stretch Armstrong willy, ha ha I know what your thinking really a stretchy willy?? Well erm yes it's amazing how many pictures you can get with something so small ha ha, I must say though there were a few people there I had never met before which is cool because I do like to meet new people, but as the night drew on I learnt a few things that made me yes ME! go "really" are you sure you should be doing that and wow should you be telling us that ha ha,
Well I'm not gonna leave you in suspense we basically found out that one of the dudes that I was talking to who I might add was very very drunk well his missus who was drunk also, decided to inform us that he her boyfriend came in one night from the pub and decided to relieve himself on the cockatiel and I don't mean have a wee ha ha yup the other WTF who gets the urge to come in drunk then then take a liking to the bird in the cage ha ha we were laughing for ages on that one but what really freaked us out the said fella, took a liking to the stretchy will to the point where I actually moved slowly into the Iiving room ;-) ha ha. But overall it was a fun night .
I've actually just got back in from a very late appointment at the doctors to see my diabetic nurse which if anyone who knows me reading this will know I've worked my ass off to stay on top of this disease anyhoo seemingly and this is official and I have the prescription to prove it but hear we go "I am officially amazing," said in so many words by Bernadette my nurse "AMAZING" now who am I to argue with that diagnosis ha ha I will take that statement and run ;-)
Right this might come as a bit of a shock for wifey who reads this but I was randomly perusing emigration websites just to see what the process is you know I do like to do things off the cuff but I always did fancy another place but we will see ;-) right time for three good things and a gets on my wick thing

Three good things
(1) officially I'm amazing ( tongue in cheek bty )
(2) good news from the nurse ;-)
(3) Mondays gone again

Wick thing
(1) iPhone chavs ( see tweet)

Laters taters Dave rockin

Saturday in day ;-)

Well I spoke to soon about the snow thing bloggers damn it ;-( it came back quicker than a hooker with change of a fiver, on the plus side though it looks like its gonna be gone just as quick ;-) happy days.
I finally got my wedding ring adjusted this past week and I picked it up on Friday all polished and new looking, I had to look twice to see if it was mine, it looks absolutely amazing which pleased wifey, she now feels married again ha ha so it's back to knocking back all those women ;-) I know I know but I just had to live with it! it was a nightmare but they will get over it mwhahahaha ;-).
Anyhoo back to reality we were rudely awoken this morning about 3am with the house alarm going off its head!! which is very unusual? so it was a quick dash to the bat cave ( the wardrobe) to grab my trusty baseball bat and mag light, wandered downstairs checked the alarm and it was telling me it was the garage so I thought sod that!!! and just looked out the window, now your thinking but what if they where in there to which I reply "well it had been snowing and there where no footprints to the garage" ;-) yes your are right I was brought up on Colombo episodes, and the bill ;-)
Anyhoo looks like its gonna be a Saturday afternoon in, which normally involves DVDs, food ,and the Internet!! Mmmm sounds wrong that doesn't it ;-) but I do mean buying stuff not erm you know ;-) cheekys.
Well I've cleared the snow of the cars and I've cleared the path just so when it ices up its not a nightmare in the morning ,I did have to wander over in the snow to the shop to get some supply's oh and to get some baking gear because I'm gonna be making some bread ;-) I do that now and again it's kinda therapeutic to beat the crap out the dough;-) and just imagine someone's face one it mwhahahaha! Only joking I do have a punch bag in the garage for that and believe me it gets used ;-)
Apart from the crap weather I think I've been at my most content for a long time, I can't quite put my finger on it but I think I'm looking forward to it getting warmer and of course i cut free some loose wood this year like I said I would ;-) its amazing how people can bring you down to a level that agitates but hey ho ;-) all is good in the head of Dave I mean I'm now down to just the four voices ;-)
Right I'm off to a house party so I will say bye for now chuckleheads ;-)
Mmmm three good things and a wick thing

(1) got my ring back
(2) snows going
(3) party time

Wick thing
(1) people who get excited at snow (retards)
I thank you Dave Rockin

Busy old day

Well hello there on this Thursday, I have to start by saying today in Liverpool we reached a barmy 5 degrees yes you heard right a barmy 5 degrees, I almost took my jacket off!! well almost! I will attach a picture of the proof ;-)
Today in work I've had to juggle things about a bit as I had to give my routine blood sample for my diabetes review which is Monday;-( so as per usual I have my little push further than normal before Monday, you know extra runs and the like I know it's all fine but until I get took off the meds it's my main objective.
Anyhoo after getting back on track today I bumped into someone I haven't seen for a few weeks and after a brief catchup she said oh by the way dave my car died!, to which I replied oh man what happened ? apparently for the last five years she never had it serviced or looked at!! never checked the oil, water and the like, so I said wasn't it making strange noises? To which she replies yes the brakes squeaked and the engine was rattling and banging, "bare in mind this car is only five years old" so I said well didn't you think that was strange!! And she said yeah but I just turned the radio up, WTF really!!!!!! and that my friends is no lie.
She said servicing cost £100, so I said yeah but your new engine is costing £700 your servicing would have cost £500 in the last five years you would have saved £200. Now there is a lesson to be learnt from this but I will let you decide your education ;-).
I can honestly say I've given blood and guts today actually given blood! and belly laughed at Lisa's misfortune cruel but really come on ;-)
I'm just looking at this years Half marathon and pondering wether I can be arsed at sponsorship or just run it?, I do have something to prove this year after last years half injured effort but to be fair it's the actual collecting of the money that's the hard part so I will have a think about that! but feel free to join my ass or if you know of a just course I will sacrifice my ass for a worthy cause ;-)
Right three good things and a gets on my wick ;-)

Good
(1) saw a friend and belly laughed (cruel)
(2) saw a scan of a friends baby (always makes me wonder? they all look the same)
(3) see number one ha ha ;-)

Wick thing
(1) negative people ;-)

Laters muthahubbards

Dave Rockin xx

Uplifting day ;-)

Good day to you bloggers ;-) I will start with a preface to my next little ramble,I'm not getting spiritual with you or finding god or the likes BUT ;-)
While driving in this morning the sun was just rising over a factory I work close to, it was rising over a big cloud of whatever it was pumping out, but it was a glorious big red sun just popping over the haze, it left what could only be described as red halo of light all around the factory which made something so hideous actually look mystical, which made me think people spend so much time worrying about day to day things , and things that may never happen or are so entwined in other people's lives that they forget to live there own,and even when I'm long gone that sun will still pop up in that place and still look as glorious
So the the overall thought of the day is enjoy what you have now! appreciate what you do now! and look up a bit more there's so many nice things happening around you, blink and you will miss it ( gay I know but true )
Anyhoo it's been a lovely bright sunny day today makes a change from the last five days so let's hope it's the last of the snow ;-). For a change work is quiet and when I mean quiet I mean the usual moaners have been quiet which is good, because it does get Boring listening to all the same old crap!! so my ears have been chilling ha ;-)
One of my aims for this new year was to tex and stay in touch with people I don't see regularly which tbh hasn't happened I do send the odd joke out but as for conversations it ain't happened but and here's the real but TEX ME ha ha I'm sure the stream flows both ways ;-) anyhoo that's enough from my noggin for today ;-) now three good things and one wick

(1) Lovely start this morning (uplifting)
(2) New shoes from river island (for the wedding)
(3) Tickets to see John Shuttleworth (off wifey)

And the on my wick ;-)
Snow ice and cold ;-)

Laters taters ;-) Dave Rockin x
This is an example of what I saw this morning I was driving so couldn't take a real one how nice is that ;-)

Chilled n chilly weekend

Well this weekend really has lived up to the weatherman's predictions its been cold brrrrrrrr ;-( but I've tried to blend in with it by being chilled;-) (see what I did there ) ;-).
I've spent most of this weekend playing my guitar and sat on my ass which is all good ;-) i don't wanna be going outside and breaking a hip now ha ha ;-).Being so stationary this weekend I've had time to actually look at people's behaviour ;-) you know a little bit of research on my fellow man and erm just by the power of tex,twitter,and a glimpse of wifey's social media I have really come to the conclusion (which tbh I've known for a while) that society really is messed up, sheep like and illiterate, and they try oh so hard to be funny and original but just come across as thick and uninventive, I do get a buzz when somebody actually makes me chuckle which at the moment isn't often on these ways of communication.
That's why this blogging really has let me open up and just say what I feel even if no one reads it I'm not hounded by likes, comments or blasts from people who disagree ;-), plus I like the thought of a complete stranger in a far off land stumbling across my blog and having one of two thoughts
Either "wow this fellas a tit " or "yup I've got to agree" ha ha either way that gives me a little buzz.
Sounds like I'm being a bit of a grump! But I'm not its just my thoughts! and as I've said "ain't no one bringing me down" ;-) xx.In other news I got kitted out for my buddy's wedding today, which is happening in may which is gonna be an amazing and a laid back affair just a bit of doubt about the footwear but its all in hand it will all be good ;-)
Now then three good things that happened this weekend
and a one get on my wick thing ;-)

Good
(1) lovely walk with wifey
(2) kitted out for the wedding
(3) home made pizza and a shandy

Wick thing
(1) Sheep people ;-) picture to follow x

Love ya Dave rockin xx ;-)

Snowy ass sliding Friday

Wow these weeks are just flying by now! It sounds cliche but they really are !! Well it was another early start for me today ;-( 0500 awake time to what can only be described as a whitewash of the powder variety, and I don't mean cocain I mean bloody SNOW yup SNOW a couriers nightmare.
Well as predicted it was a joke, in this country we don't deal with these situations very well were always one step behind the rest so for most of the day I've been sliding my van around in the snow.now most people have been giving me advice and telling me to take care but to be very honest I know what I'm doing its all the other dingbats on the road I have to look out for because they are all tools FACT ;-).
Well enough of that eh I received a tex message about 1245am this morning but I didn't get it because I was in nod land,but when I picked it up at 5am this morning it was the great news that a friend of mine had had a baby,;-) which was a bit of a shock as it was two weeks early but all is good and he weighed in at 5lb 6oz,but he was nameless because of the suddenness, ha ha but all is good ;-) I think I'm gonna throw in a suggestion of "Dave the third" but I'm not sure that's gonna work ;-)
I also received my cd I ordered off play ;-) I got an absolute bargain, joe bonamassa's latest album for £4.99 when other sites have it for 9/10 quid so bonus for davey,
In other news I've been doing a three good things that happened to me today courtesy of some friends, but just to be a touch different I'm gonna do a three good things as a positive and as a ying to the yang I'm gonna do a one thing that gets on my wick ;-)

Three good things that happened today
(1) My friends had there baby today and all was good ;-)
(2) My bargain cd arrived for the weekend
(3) The little boy across the road told me a joke about his grandma and pooey knickers (funny)

One thing that get on my wick
(1) people who repost things on social networks that say if you do this if you except this it will wipe your hard drive steal your details and ruin your life ;-( erm no no and erm NOOOOOOO it won't don't be a sheep yer frickin retards
Right ha ha I'm done he's a pic of joes cd
Bye for now my little cyber buddies
Dave Rockin out xx

Wintery Wednesday

Well it's official amigos its frickin freezing brrrrrrrr but you all knew that didn't you xx
Anyhoo had a quite start to the day today with wifey being in work early I had breakfast on my own which was porridge and tea with my iPad and some vintage wrestling! (What's that I hear you say vintage wrestling at 7am)? Yup and porridge ;-) well I was on my own so the morning was my oyster ;-)
Anyway whilst partying like its 1992 this morning, I had time to wish my buddy a happy 30th birthday all the way in Australia ! Well it could have been today ,or there yesterday or there tomorrow who knows its a strange place ha ha , but I did find out that she was celebrating it with a bring a chair and booze party which was a 15th a 30th and a 50th celebration which sounded great at 7 in the morning and -2 !!!! Envious me no no no not one bit ( said through gritted teeth ) ;-)
Well I genuinely haven't stopped today from 8 until 5 I've been saving lives! Well in my own unique way ;-). I was asked today by a receptionist why am I always so cheery when I go into the surgery? to which I replied well why should I inflict my mood on other people life is way to short so just smile ;-) to which she replied god I wish I had some of your erm thingy !!!! Which to me is a feed line and I replied we'll if you've got 10 minuets and a stockroom you can !!!! Fortunately they all laughed she want red and all was good ;-) but when I got back to the van I thought oooooooo 1970s toilet humour isn't always appropriate in todays pc climate ha ha ( got away with that one ) I am a cheeky bugger sometimes but I dont mean it ;-) xx
Right not much but just a little insight into my Wednesday but I will leave you with 3 good things that happened to me today

(1) 1992 breakfast with porridge and wrestling ;-)

(2) wishing my buddy a happy 30th birthday ;-)

(3) cheering up someone's day ;-) ( I think ) ha ha

Later chipalaters Dave rockin xx ;-)

Monday malarky

Well hello there just my little ass again ;-)
It's been a cold wet one today ;-( but I'm not really complaining because we have avoided the snow when it looks like the rest of the country has been whitewashed so high five.
Well I received a tex message this morning at 0225 which was my friend Carly from Australia she still hasn't got her head round the time difference thing ha ha but I will forgive her as I wasn't the only person who got one,she was replying to one I sent the day before but at a humane time of the day of course ;-)
Well today has had a plethora of ups and downs! On the ups I was told today that I look like I'm in my early thirties as a pose to being forty next month which was a nice little ego boost for a wet Monday woo hoo ;-),on the downside though more than one person has told me I looked washed out and tired ! Ha ha so you know rough with the smooth, but to be honest the girl who gave me the compliment had a white stick and a Labrador but I'm taking the compliment.
I was looking at some of my holiday pictures from last year today which got me in the mood for some sunshine and swimming pool action and basically just putting on some shorts and tea shirts cos at the moment my ass is freezing
In other news today I seems to be back to working with frickin retards again all moaning but as I've said no one is bringing me down to there level so tomorrow it will be an iPod day so I don't have to listen to here pointless inane ramblings ;-)
I'm currently on a few job sites looking for that killer job that will get me out and into something that pays a bit more, not fortunes just a touch more I'm not a greedy person.
But I defiantly need a big change of scenery,anyhoo not a great deal to say but enough for a little ramble I shall leave you with a little thing a few of my buddy's are doing which is called three good things that happened today so keep smiling stay happy and be good ;-) xx

(1) I was told I look younger than what I am

(2) I had a pot noodle for tea mmmm

(3) found out there a breed of dog called a springer doodle (cool)

Bye chucklebutties Dave rockin xx

It's fkn Friday

Happy Friday bloggers well its been an eventful few days have finally realised that the social media known as Facebook which I have to be honest I think is an awesome application for keeping in touch with my buddies from all over the world,has finally grabbed me choked me and called me an asshole ;-(
It's very strange I try to use it to have a bit of fun,vent my spleen and generally share things
( I know what your thinking but isn't that what it's for ?) yes it is! but some people seem to think that they own you or get offended if deleted or are overlooked and I'm a bit fed up of being ranted at being called an asshole and these people I have known for years.
It seems that no matter how long you have known someone apparently fb is the media that defines your friendship but hey ho it's a good job I have plenty of real friends ha ha
Anyhoo as I've said in past blogs I'm in a good place and will not be brought down by people with issues ;-) I'm a lucky boy with a good life and good friends ;-) x everything else is just matrix ;-)
My song thing is quite tough to be honest I write down lyrics and at the time I read it and go mmmm that's a great line then ten minuets later I'm thinking fuck me that sounds stupid ;-)
I would put some on here but I don't want you feckers stealing them ha ha I know what your like.
But I shall persist with it because its on my list ;-)
Right I'm of love yer lots xx Dave rockin xx

Wednesday warble

Hello there ;-) well what a day today woke up to freezing fog and an iced up van!!! Now that gift of deicer I got at christmas that I scoffed at may just come in handy haha lesson learned there me thinks ;-)
Anyway apart from the cold start its been quite a quiet day, traffic has been immense since all the schools went back such a difference when there off but hey ho ;-)
I seem to think a lot more these days you know more contemplative about the now and the future type thing. I think a lot of that stemmed from the loss of my mum back in may! because it was so sudden,it put a few things into perspective.
I still have my moments ;-( but tend not to let day to day balls get me down what will be will be,but try n do as much as I can and have some plans to achieve these things ;-).
There's a great lyric from a guy called kid rock and the chorus goes "roll on roll on roller-coaster were one day older and one step closer there's mountains to climb were on borrowed time" and it's true we don't own the time we don't decide it but we can live it so think on xx;-)
In other news today I walked into a debate about diabetes which is a subject I'm aware of , basically some guy was sat there scoffing about how he eats what he likes and he doesn't care about the consequences and the next time he goes to see his nurse he reckons he will be put on insulin! and he seemed quite proud of this fact !!!!!!I couldn't resist to tell him the horrors and I've got to be honest he actually went a shade of grey I thought he was having a hypo ha ha but he hadn't phew;-) he actually hadnt realised the logistics of insulin ;-( so much so he was then picking my brains about my regime as I'm happy to help anyone if they ask so hopefully he will see the light ;-) ( my good deed for the day ) right I'm just gonna have a cuppa and surf for a new job so I will bid you toodles
Dave rockin xx

Monday ramble ;-)

Wotcha well its 1445 and I'm currently sitting in the royal hospital feeling quite chilled I'm having a few of these moments recently!! but I'm having a sneaky little tea (see attached picture) ha ha.
It's been quite a nice day to be honest not as hectic as I thought it was going to be so all in all no complaints;-).
I've really stepped up my job search now as this place I work at is just trundling along just feels crap no positives no feedback !!!!!! But eh it pays my mortgage so better the devil You know ;-).
Im on my own tonight as my other half is working late so it's a pasta tea and carry on with my handwriting improving thingy ;-) I'm sure it is getting better.Plus I was in the van earlier trying to think up some lyrics for my song that's on my bucket list that I have to write and erm well inspirational ideas where at a premium;-) but sat here now with a tea in a hospital is giving me a few ideas !!!!
Has anybody got anything to rhyme with gastroenterology or densitometry ???? Ok well maybe not so inspirational then Mwhahahaha ! Well onward and upward bye for now ;-)

Sunday ramble

Well hello there just thought I would check in ;-) ,its been a quiet weekend to be honest but I have been practicing my handwriting skills as I have mentioned in a previous blog ;-).
I've got to say though because I don't write everyday in work I think it's a bit harder but I am persisting with repetition because as with most things practice makes perfect ha ha or at least better in my eyes ;-)
Anyhoo as I said not much doing this weekend but I am persisting in making my self a better person so I will leave and carry on my quest .....ps has anybody got a short cut woo hoo only joking I will do it xx laters taters xx

Friday high day

Hello there IT'S FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!!!! Well it is we're I am it may still be Thursday where you are or it could be saturday apologies ;-).
Well I don't know if you remember me talking about the big kick off in work with two guys? but it has now turned into a bullying case oops ;-) but if any of you out there believe in Kama then you will love this next bit!!! The guy who was doing the bullying today was reversing a van out of the car park had a foot slip and ripped the front off said van ;-)but the cherry on the cake was he ripped it into a brand new van we have just purchased mwhahhaahha Kama indeed played a big part me thinks ;-)
Anyhoo I've bought a lined notebook and rollerball pens today,in a bid to improve my handwriting which I do believe is atrocious ha ha so YouTube and a notepad is in order,
It's just one of my self improving things because believe me there's a shed load I can improve on so it's my start ;-) plus on my bucket list is to write a song so I think I would like to write it with nice writing ;-)
Not much to report today just a normal day except a certain friend of mine wrote In the dirt on my van Dirty Dave ;-) to which when I stopped today! some old guy in a car decided to shout hey are you Dave to which I said confused ? erm yes why? to which he replied hello dirty Dave then the penny dropped ha ha we had a natter and I walked away chuckling ;-) just one of those little things that makes you smile ;-) right I'm off laters amigos Dave rockin xx

Boring day but enlightening ;-)

Hey hey hey I've noticed that people are actually reading theses which is cool so hello there ;-)
It's quite mild here in England for January! been in work today and i left my coat in the van and believe it or not I broke a sweat yup that's right a sweat in January ;-) strange but eh I'm not complaining ;-) were normally up to our ass in snow so it's all good ;-) x
Anyhoo quite a slow day today ;-( tbh very boring and if I'm gonna be totally honest I hate the people I work with now it is defiantly time to move you spend three quarters of you life in work you should at least be happy in there ;-)
Although i did finish at 4pm today which was strange so I just came home and had a nap ;-) woo hoo good times ;-) I'm currently on various job sites looking for inspiration and I'm seeing a few Little things that make me go mmmmm if only I was younger and less tied down ha ha but eh I can't be nipping off to Australia and Canada to do adventure things I have responsibilities ;-) but I can dream eh ha ha we will see ;-) just need a change if scenery for a new year I've got a lot planned ;-) right I'm off I will bid you toddles x Dave x

Back in work

Hey hey hey only me again 😁back to the grind of accumulating holiday vouchers and beer vouchers aka (back in work) 😁
Bit of a grey day but its not going to dampen my spirits although it is dampening my underwear💦 😜
It's been quite amusing listening to people going on about losing weight,joining gyms,and not eating crap 😁. I have given them a few tips but I ain't gonna preach if your focused enough you will do it 😁 but you've got to want to 👍
Big kick off in work today lot of swearing and shouting for no end as far as I can see but eh who cares eh, also in other news i had a convo with someone who lost there mum about the same time as me so had a little chat and she got some things of her chest 👍amazing what can be achieved with talking its as if we should do it more ( tongue firmly in cheek ) it's a lost art
Anyhoo off to have some tea
Dave rockin xx

Tuesday catch up 😁

Evening folks 😁well were almost back to normal services after quite an enjoyable christmas and new year, I hope you all got what you asked for. Without sounding cheesy I don't really want for much just to be happy and healthy. I honestly think that if you have your health you are blessed 😁👍.
Anyhow I digress had a nice chilled day with wifey, went to see my dad and my bro,drank tea and watched crap ha ha.but I have been active to 👍went for a 3mile walk this morning,and now just got in from a five mile run trying out my new garmin GPS watch woo hoo nice 😁
But eh it's back to the grind tomorrow surrounded by moaning gits who don't actually realise that it ain't that bad and they do have a job ✊💦but ain't no one bringing me down in 2013 xx bye for now Dave xx